If life was a game... How could I win? Would I have to beat everybody else? Should I be the one with the most money? Or the most famous man in the world?

Should I be as good as I can? Always look on the bright side of things. Keep on smiling, no matter what? Listen to other people's worries and comfort them? Give my time and money to make the world a better place?

Or should I just be the one who never gets dumped or cheated on first? Should I break as many hearts as I can? Cheat and lie behind others' back? Have unprotected sex with bazillion women? Never go home alone.

Should I have the highest kill score ever? Perfect accuracy! Always unseen! Silent killer! Or a horrible mass murderer, laughing on the corpses of those innocent people who just happened to enter a street I was aiming my machine gun at?

Or should I search for experiences? To see and do it all! Go to moon, the deepest part of the sea, on top of the highest mountain? See every species on the world? Learn how to speak as many languages as I have time to learn? Should I just know everything?

Should I instead just focus on my personal happiness? Should I find a person I want to share my whole life with and live happily ever after? What if she wants to play the game differently? What do I do then? Is my game ruined? And if I forgot to save my game before I entered that relationship? Is it game over? Do I even get a chance to restart?

Damn...

Cheat codes? Anyone?